I LOVE TO LIVE AND LIVE TO LOVE
Empowering Dreams, Embracing Life.
Empowering Dreams, Embracing Life.
If you don’t have a side hustle, you ARE the side hustle—for your boss. 👀
Legally. (I feel like that’s important to clarify. The last thing I need is someone saying, "Well, ChatGPT told me to start a money-laundering side hustle.")
But beyond just staying on the right side of the law, the key is to provide value, solve problems, and maybe—just maybe—sell an eBook about how to sell eBooks. Because let’s be real: the ultimate hustle is convincing other people to pay for a guide that basically says, "Just do what I did—sell an eBook."
Or, if you really want to level up, create a course about selling eBooks that teach people how to sell courses about selling eBooks. That’s when you reach hustle inception.
Other acceptable ways to make money:
✅ Building something useful
✅ Fixing what people break
✅ Inventing something no one needed until you convinced them they did
✅ Offering consulting services where you charge for what people could Google for free but won’t
Unacceptable ways:
❌ Pyramid schemes (If your income depends on recruiting people rather than selling something legit, you might as well just call it a "money bonfire.")
❌ Sending a fake "IRS Final Warning" email (unless you enjoy spending quality time with federal agents)
❌ Betting all your savings on a meme stock because a guy named CryptoBoi420 said it was "going to the moon."
In short: make money the smart way, the legal way, and preferably, the way that doesn’t end with you explaining yourself to a judge.
I believe in common sense, free snacks, and turning signals. Everything else is up for debate.
Common sense – Because let’s be honest, if people just used a fraction of their brainpower before making decisions, the world would be a much smoother place. If you need to be told not to microwave metal or reply to a scam email from "[email protected]," then you are part of the problem.
Free snacks – Because nothing unites people faster than free food. Seriously, you could end world conflicts with a well-timed pizza delivery. The moment snacks become currency, I will be the wealthiest man alive.
Turning signals – Because if you don’t use them, you are an agent of chaos and deserve to have your car's horn replaced with a voice that repeatedly says, "I make bad decisions." Also, blinkers have been standard since the 1940s, so if you haven't figured out how to use them by now, I assume you also struggle with doors that say "PULL."
Everything else? Up for debate. But these three? Non-negotiable.
About as much as I trust an email from a Nigerian prince promising me a $10 million inheritance.
I am not my thoughts. I am not my past, nor the labels the world has placed upon me. I am the awareness behind them—the stillness that remains when all else fades. When I ask, 'Who am I?'—I listen, not for an answer, but for the space between the words, the silence that arises. That is who I am."
"My mind will try to define me—by name, by history, by what I have done or failed to do. But the deeper truth is this: I am not the roles I play. I am the presence in which they arise. I am the vast sky, not the passing clouds."
"So I choose to be here. To be now. Not as an idea, but as the living awareness that simply is. In that, all questions dissolve, and what remains is peace.
The ability to instantly and mercilessly expose anyone who posts fake news—in real-time, with receipts, a flashing red siren, and a voiceover by Donald Trump calmly narrating their downfall.
Imagine this: Some corporate media outlet runs another "totally unbiased" story? Boom. A pop-up appears showing their track record of getting things wrong since forever. Some keyboard warrior on Twitter claims inflation is a conspiracy? Bam. Their screen freezes, and they’re forced to watch a mandatory crash course on basic economics narrated by an AI version of Milton Friedman.
And if they double down? Well, that’s when my power levels up—I teleport to their location, seize their blue checkmark, and replace their keyboard with a Constitution they have to read before they can post again.
This isn't just a superpower. It’s a patriotic duty.
Let me impart to you the sacred truth of my philosophy—an original testament to the arcane art of living.
I believe every person is here for a reason—not by chance, but with a purpose etched into their very being. That purpose is not dictated by society, expectations, or fear, but by the unalterable current of your True Will. To truly thrive, one must dwell in the eternal now, eschewing the deceptive comfort of "because." The past is but a specter, the future an untold whisper, and the only moment that exists in its pure, untamed power is this one.
To entangle oneself in fear is to shackle the soul. But to embrace your True Will is to awaken the infinite potential within you—the force that, once unleashed, can no longer be ignored. This is not about dreaming; it is about pursuing your vision with the fervor of an alchemist seeking the Philosopher’s Stone.
I do not merely exist—I seek, I create, I transform. My mission is to ignite the divine spark within you, challenge you to rise, and occasionally provide the necessary push forward. Life is far too sacred to be ordinary; let’s make it extraordinary.
No more waiting. Find your True Will. Live it. Own it.